How do you hide something from a drummer?
Put it in a piece of sheet music.
How can you tell there’s a cymbal player at your door?
They don’t know when to come in.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Did you hear about the bass drummer with the really fast hands?
What’s the difference between a high school bass line and shoes in a dryer?
How do you get a snare drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask them to play at a steady tempo.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’ll just make the pit do it.